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Online cash advances and my man Turk*

The scene was Panama City, Florida. Spring, 2001. Late one night during our epic road trip, I watched my buddy Turk* get so hammered that he went back to the hotel room of a girl that may have been more whale than human. After a few hours of going at it, Turk* suddenly came to and realized what he was doing. Literally. With the sun rising around 6 a.m., he ran a quarter mile back to our hotel as if he'd just seen a ghost. Terrified and thoroughly repulsed, he forgot his wallet and shoes in the creature's room.

These are the memories that we will cherish forever. And we owe them all to online cash advances.

You see, Turk* was a little short on cash that night, and since the rest of us were just scraping by as broke-ass college kids from up north, one of the sophomores suggested he get an online cash advance. Turk* had a job back up North, which made him eligible for online cash advances on the spot. We found an Internet cafe a couple of blocks off the beach and searched the World Wide Web for a provider of fast, secure online cash advances that we thought looked trustworthy. We probably had no idea what we were doing, being completely wasted out of our skulls, but within a few hours, Turk* had the funds in his account.

We lucked out! But in reality, most providers of online cash advances make it this easy to get up to $500 in one business day:

Complete a quick application for online cash advances with basic information about your employment, along with proof of I.D. and the relevant bank account numbers.
Verify your information with a lender on the telephone, after they review the information you submit and contact you as soon as possible. You don't even have to be sober to get through this part, it's that simple.
Head to the ATM, and by the end of the day, online cash advances of several hundred bucks will be sitting there, just waiting for you to spend them and have a good time. It's a beautiful thing.

Turk* goes buck with online cash advances

With the online cash advances that Turk* and a few of the other dudes I was with scored, we headed out to a local haunt where we proceeded to load up on margaritas and get absolutely faded. Some of us found enough entertainment simply in mocking the locals, while others simply passed out drunk. This was not enough for Turk*. Rarely is. Thanks to no fax cash advances, and all armed with more money than he knew what to do with, he set out to get some action and was relentless in pursuit of this goal, even after he lost the ability to identify the species of creature he was hitting on.

Thank you, cash advances.

Turk* could not have done it without you.

* - Names and identifying characteristics have been altered so as to protect the identity of the now-married soul who inspired this true-to-life account of Spring Break madness. All the facts about online cash advances, however, are as real as they can get.