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- At some point, you will determine that the laws you are accustomed to back home do not apply to you for the next seven days.
- One of your buddies will contract food poisoning, foolishly choosing to eat from a jar labeled simply "fish" at an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.
- Feeling the effects of a long winter up in the Union (also known as the "North" or "Yankee country" or the "Blue States"), as well as 18 beers, another of your flesh-starved friends will shack up with a whale.
- No matter how much debauchery you are used to seeing on your college campus, it will be topped tenfold. Motel room doors will be torn from their hinges and used as surfboards in the Gulf of Mexico.
- You will require money to make the most of your week at the beach, and payday loans provide the quickest means of getting more of it. There is no faster source of money than a cash advance, nor is there any means of acquiring funds that requires fewer things of you and your buds. Which is key, since the collective intelligence level is microscopic.
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* - Unlikely, but there is no harm in hoping.
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